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    A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently
    with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known
    for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
    Catch those fish?"

    "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?"

    "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
    round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
    ice chest and I take 'em home."

    "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"

    The Texan looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
    The truth. I'll show you. It really works."

    "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

    The Texan poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

    "Well, what?" said the Texan.

    "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"

    "The FISH!"

    "What fish?"

    We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.

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    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

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    Good One!

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