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    Love Story
    I will seek and find you .. .
    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,
    The Flu

    Now, get your mind out of the gutter
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    That's so....sweet. sniff sniff.

    Makes me want to go kiss a sick person.

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    Ahhhahahaha! I hate the flu!
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    How touching......just don't touch me!
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