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    Default Technology Breakthrough

    Apple Computer reported today that it has developed
    computer chips that can store and play music inside
    women's breasts. This is considered to be a major
    breakthrough because women are always complaining
    about men staring at their breasts, and not listening
    to them!


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    I am not sure if this would make my wife like our Mac more or less.
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    The iBoob
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    So if I go up to a female and place my ear......oh nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu View Post
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    And does that come with the same encryption technology as the iPod?
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    Finally, a breast worth listening to.




    this has got to be the best "mis-placed pronoun" joke ever.

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    And does that come with the same encryption technology as the iPod?
    Yes!

    And it comes with Bluetooth to download the music so you'll never have to worry about them dangling cords!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    So if I go up to a female and place my ear......oh nevermind.
    Yes, it's gonna hurt!
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    I will keep my mouth shut with this thread
    "To hear is to doubt. To see is to be deceived. But to feel is to believe." -- SGM Ed Parker

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    When I was a child I had a pillow speaker, it was great. This would be much twice as good.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    I for one, would llike to keep abreast of this exciting new developement!
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    I have decided not to make any innuendos about the rubbing the volume dial in a little circle.

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    I understand that there are upgrades for stereo as well as surround sound available!
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    HEY ! I am listening to one of these things now. Lemme tell ya...I might just put my old Boob Tube up for sale on Craig's List. I think this could catch on. In fact...I'd go so far as to say..."It's udderly fantastic!"
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    However...I'm just now lookin' through the warranty paperwork...what the heck do I do if this thing goes...er.....T-U ?
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