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    Well if Iím not already on the estrogen mafiaís 10 most wanted hit list this might do it LMAO


    Forget the TV and DVD controllers.
    This is the kind every guy wants for Christmas


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    Lol
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    Top o' th' list, Bud! Congrats!

    That was good!

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    Hemi the pasport and new ID are in the place hidden under the thing as per our arrangement. Good Luck in your new life.



    *pssst guys we'll hold hemi's funeral at the second street church*
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    I loved it, and you can hide out at my place anytime you want as long as you bring the remote
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    sorry ladies I couldnít resist. Guys I have a limited supply and these things wonít last long. Hahaha
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    I want one!

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    I suppose it might be difficult for any of you piggy piggy men to find a woman who would lovingly and willingly do ANY of those things for you, so I guess you might need a remote like that......for your blow-up doll.

    And Rob.....it's no good........we KNOW where you live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    I suppose it might be difficult for any of you piggy piggy men to find a woman who would lovingly and willingly do ANY of those things for you, so I guess you might need a remote like that......for your blow-up doll.

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    Good women seem to be fewer and farther between. I thought I had a good one ... /sigh.
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    lol, I need a remote like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by florida_kenpo View Post
    Good women seem to be fewer and farther between. I thought I had a good one ... /sigh.


    Yes Sir. I looked far and long to find mine. Sorry to hear of your loss
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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    And Rob.....it's no good........we KNOW where you live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    Any woman showing up at my door will immediatley be put to work doing dishes, laundry and cleaning my apartment, you know women's work.

    Quick Rob get inside the fall out shelter. I'll keep 'em busy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    Any woman showing up at my door will immediatley be put to work doing dishes, laundry and cleaning my apartment, you know women's work.



    LMAO, Yeah I think you just bumped me to the #2 spot on their hit list
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    Tsk Tsk Rob....

    I don't cook, and I don't clean....but there's other things I DO do...which means Bob will save his complaints for another day
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    And Rob wonders why he's single?
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    My wife says I am a model husband.

    I begin each day for her with a cup of hot coffee with cream.
    I address here as, "Your most wonderful, beautiful wonderfulness", and that's before she even brushes her teeth.
    I do the dishes.
    I clean the house, vacuum, and use the Swiffer Wet Jet.
    I carry the laundry downstairs....

    Um ... ..... Gphat... Spitzle....

    Oh crap! What a dream that was!



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    Oh man you had me going for a sec. I thought you missed a few of the meetings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dubljay View Post
    Quick Rob get inside the fall out shelter. I'll keep 'em busy
    At this point in time, I don't think even that can save him. I think we just plan on a joint funeral with him and hemi.
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