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    Dear Diary,
    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
    expensive double pane energy-efficient kinds. Then, this week I
    got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
    complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and
    I still hadn't paid for them.
    Now just because I'm blond doesn't mean that I am automatically
    stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had
    told me last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would
    pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! There was only
    silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
    He didn't call back.
    I'll bet he sure felt dumb!
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    Default Re: Dear Diary

    Bwahahahahah!!!! ... Er ... I don't get the blond thing.

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    Default Re: Dear Diary

    That is too funny.
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    Default Re: Dear Diary

    i wonder if that would work with my house payment
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    Default Re: Dear Diary

    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi View Post
    i wonder if that would work with my house payment
    If it does, let me know...so I can do it with mine.
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