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    Default Church:

    A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand.

    He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

    The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

    The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

    The preacher said, "No s**t?"
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    Lol, I think I use to go to that church!
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    I want to go to the church of beer.
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