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    No more bickering! This is MY thread now and I do not allow bickering on MY thread. Now, does anyone dare to challenge me for this thread!?! Muahahahaha!
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    Thanks for keeping my seat warm!!

    It's mine!

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    Muahahahaha... foolish mortals. I've only been using 5% of my power! Now I shall show you what true might really is! This is MY thread once more!!
    BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!
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    Just out of curiosity. What is the winner going to actually do with this thread? I guess I will just get sit back and watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takai View Post
    Just out of curiosity. What is the winner going to actually do with this thread? I guess I will just get sit back and watch.

    Why...RULE THE UNIVERSE OF COURSE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Muahahahaha... foolish mortals. I've only been using 5% of my power! Now I shall show you what true might really is! This is MY thread once more!!
    BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!
    95% more of nothing doesn't scare us.

    This thread belongs to the Estrogen Mafia. You men have no claim over it. Never have, never will.

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    Keep dreaming gentlemen, keep dreaming.

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    Did you hear something? ..... like a ...buzzing? ....you know, like a gnat in your ear? ...oh well, guess I'm hearing things. Anyway, so I guess no one is going to challenge me for MY thread then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Did you hear something? ..... like a ...buzzing? ....you know, like a gnat in your ear? ...oh well, guess I'm hearing things. Anyway, so I guess no one is going to challenge me for MY thread then?
    That buzz in your head is your reality exploding. Also, you ARE hearing things, voices in your head that make you think you have a thread of your own. I guarantee you that nobody will challenge you for the imaginary thread that you are 'owning'.

    THIS thread, however, has already been claimed by the Estrogen Mafia.

    Deal with it.
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    ...there it is again! .......I know I heard a buzzing sound that time. Anybody seen the can of Raid? ....pesky gnats......

    sigh...I sure am bored...I sure wish a worthy opponent would challenge me for this thread so I could entertain myself by crushing them.
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    People are just going about this the wrong way. When dealing with the Estrogen Mafia just bring lots of Chocolate, lots and lots of Chocolate, and occasionally some shiny things.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad View Post
    People are just going about this the wrong way. When dealing with the Estrogen Mafia just bring lots of Chocolate, lots and lots of Chocolate, and occasionally some shiny things.
    Oooof!!! Rob... You just got most of the men here in trouble....

    But not me, for as you were here making disparaging remarks about the flowers of Kenpo Womanhood, I was busily tying a knot in the end of this thread so that when you have run allllllll the way to thend, and turn around to face the flowers of Kenpo Womanhood, you will simply die tired.

    Now... I am off ... Tata!

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    Candy is for children! Only a true warrior king can rule this thread!! Now be gone from MY thread of feel my wrath, mortal!! Muahahahahahahah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    Candy is for children! Only a true warrior king can rule this thread!! Now be gone from MY thread of feel my wrath, mortal!! Muahahahahahahah!
    Chocolate is nice. But it won't help you reclaim this thread.

    You cannot reclaim what was never yours.

    And Crippler, I think you mistakenly wrote the word 'king' when you meant 'queen'. I know it's difficult for someone like you to tell the difference......since you are not allowed to look us in the eye.

    You can keep your imaginary thread, while we grown-ups (female grown-ups) deal with the REAL thread.

    Go out and play with your toys like a good boy.

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    ...enough of that incessent buzzing!.....where is that can of Raid I demanded! I'll not have my glorious reign disturbed by pesky gnats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    ...enough of that incessent buzzing!.....where is that can of Raid I demanded! I'll not have my glorious reign disturbed by pesky gnats!
    Pesky gnats? That's the best you can do? I have clearly been giving you too much credit.

    Someone of your limited mental resources isn't capable of having a thread anyway. Now, go get on the stubby bus and stop bothering those of us with a thread to own.
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    I guess that settles it, then. There are no worthy challengers at this time so I'm taking a brief break from my magnificent rule to conquer another thread. In the meantime....I'll fumigate this thread and kill off those pesky gnats. I simply can't tolerate that infernal "buzzing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler View Post
    I guess that settles it, then. There are no worthy challengers at this time so I'm taking a brief break from my magnificent rule to conquer another thread. In the meantime....I'll fumigate this thread and kill off those pesky gnats. I simply can't tolerate that infernal "buzzing."
    Good boy. Go take your nice Thorazine and take a little nap. Put on your pointy tinfoil hat to make sure THEY don't get you while you sleep.

    There you go. That's right. Nice and easy. Move AWAY from the thread. Nice and slow. No sudden movements. That's good. AWAY from the thread.
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    .... perhaps some fly paper.....
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    I think I have a pad lock for the Zipper LMAO cost 10k but I will then be able to claim this thread
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