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    A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.



    The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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    Were they Polish rednecks?

    Reminds me of the pregnant woman who was asked if she was going to keep the baby. "I dont' know", she said, "I'm not sure if it's mine."

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    Or the black guy that was asked why he adopted a Jewish baby. He replied that Jewish kids took care of their parents when they grew up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong View Post
    Were they Polish rednecks?
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    Yes. I am Polish. And per our discussion of as to where I live the other day, I think that would qualify me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Takai View Post
    Yes. I am Polish. And per our discussion of as to where I live the other day, I think that would qualify me.

    I suddenly feel the need to start playing a banjo......
    What we have here is a failaure to communicate.

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    Only in America
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