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    Default Ever Wonder....

    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
    thought about;


    Can you cry under water?

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
    penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
    were buried in for eternity?

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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    What disease did cured ham actually have?

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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
    be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
    binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
    you naked anyway.

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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
    about him?

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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
    coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

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    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
    tune?

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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
    but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
    at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
    place?

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    (sorry if this is a repeat... )
    kt
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Default Re: Ever Wonder....

    Good Stuff
    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

    "When I hit....I hit the whole enchilada" - Master David Leung

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