A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.




"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."