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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I re-attached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I re-attached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

    The third said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's President of the United States."
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    Roflmao!!!!!!!
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    Hmm why is this in humour and not general discussion ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu View Post
    Hmm why is this in humour and not general discussion ??
    Because, think about it... Do you really want that kind of political debate on a martial arts forum?

    It is funny, though. I've allways wondered how many presidents have collected the jokes made about them, or compared with other past presidents. This one was recycled from the Johnson years, only it was three plastic surgeons, as I recall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedan View Post
    Because, think about it... Do you really want that kind of political debate on a martial arts forum?
    Now that could get interesting.
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