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    You gotta love this




    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
    thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" Well, you are going to love
    this one.

    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
    dentist when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full
    name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the
    same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before
    and I wondered if he could be the same guy I had a secret crush on way
    back then??

    When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought.
    This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old
    to have been my secret crush... or was he???

    After he examined my teeth I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High
    School.

    "Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" He said, gleaming with pride.

    "When did you graduate?" I asked.

    "1959. Why do you ask?" He answered.

    "Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

    Then that ugly, old wrinkled son of a b***h asked,
    "What did you teach?"
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    I have enough trouble watching kids I used to Babysit graduating from college. Is this what I have to look forward to?
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    I guess it's all about perception...
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    I like it,
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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