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    Default ...no fury like a women scorned.

    Hilarious. Here's a story from Fox News I stumbled across that I thought was amusing.

    Husband not living up to your … ahem … conjugal expectations? What better way to renew the spark than a 911 call and a bedroom full of embarrassed policeman?
    A 44-year-old woman in Aachen, Germany, called the cops on her husband in the middle of the night, complaining that he was not satisfying his sexual obligations, Reuters reports.
    After sleeping in separate beds for months without any action, the woman reportedly awoke and demanded that her husband … uhh … take care of business. When he refused, she called in the cavalry, so to speak.
    Confused cops arrived on the scene, but said they couldn't resolve the dispute, much less issue a citation.
    "Because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," police spokesman Paul Kemen said.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    You know, I really don't what to say about that.
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    Neither do I

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    LMAO
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    Funny!

    I wonder, though, how is that supposed to motivate him to perform better? Would any of you guys do better if that happened to you?


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    I think it would work in opposite in my household.

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    I'm sure that will motivate him...
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    Sounds like a good commercial for Cialis. LMAO Bob has a happy miss’s at home and respect from his neighbors.
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