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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
    their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Wisconsin and
    bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
    house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
    home to a clean house and dishes.

    The second man had married a woman from California. He bragged that he
    had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
    the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
    It was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,
    And he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Texas. He boasted that he told her
    That her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
    Mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
    First day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
    But by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
    See a little out of his left eye.. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
    Load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

    Gotta Love them Texas women.
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    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

    "When I hit....I hit the whole enchilada" - Master David Leung

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    Oldie but a goodie!
    Susan A. Spann

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    Great story and true! Many years ago, I almost married a Sweet young Texas Lady Lawyer (notice it all begins with Capitals...

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    mmm.....proud to be a Texan!

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