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    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
    as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
    helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and
    the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?















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    LOL. You're funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
    situation?

    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.

    Hey, They let me on in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Takai
    Hey, They let me on in the first place.
    Thats exactly what Im saying!
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    I was going to say that you shouldn't be dropping acid inthe first place
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBunny
    I was going to say that you shouldn't be dropping acid inthe first place
    Yeah. Sounds more like a Pink Floyd concert than a traffic problem. LOL.

    What do I do? I accelerate, hit and kill the pig, then swerve in front of the fire engine allowing the helicopter to overtake the dead pig slicing it up with its blades and thereby making serveral links of sausage, pork chops, ham hocks, ham etc....and then invite everyone over for a big ole BBQ!
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    Go ole CC... thinking about Bar B Que again. I just posted that on some myspace pages yesterday...hum... what a co-winky-dink.
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    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


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    LSD and Barbeque what a combo!

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    I think I lived that ride once or twice.
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