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    Default Warning Hilarious but may be a little bit much for some

    Knew you would get a kick out of this

    Tickle Me Elmo:
    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle
    Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
    first day promptly at 8:00 AM
    the next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
    Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
    employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
    backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
    so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

    When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
    Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
    pile up.

    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
    Tickle Me
    Elmo's.

    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
    marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
    fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
    between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
    and approaches
    Lena.

    I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
    face,”but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...
    ”Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”
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    Default Re: Warning Hilarious but may be a little bit much for some

    lmao..
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    Phonetics will get you everytime.
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    Default Re: Warning Hilarious but may be a little bit much for some

    Cute.
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