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    Default How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    No disrespect intended, I just thought this was funny.


    How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?


    Charismatic : Only 1
    Hands are already in the air.

    Pentecostal : 10
    One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit o f darkness.

    Presbyterians : None
    Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

    Roman Catholic : None
    Candles only.

    Baptists : At least 15.
    One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and
    decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

    Episcopalians: 3
    One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about
    how much better the old one was.

    Mormons : 5
    One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

    Unitarians :
    We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about
    your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a
    number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way,
    long-life and tinted, all of whic h are equally valid paths to luminescence.

    Methodists : Undetermined
    Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
    You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.
    Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

    Nazarene : 6
    One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

    Lutherans< /SPAN>: None
    Lutherans don't believe in change.

    Amish :
    LIGHTBULB???

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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Good One !

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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Too funny.
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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    That was quite entertaining.
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    I liked it.
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    That was pretty funny, having actually attended a couple of the different groups services in my lifetime made it that much funnier.
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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Excellent. It's hard to find non-offensive religous jokes and yet you have done it.

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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    I am pentecostal, and didn't find any of it offensive either.
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    Default Re: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Not offended here either. I am from a non-denominational background but go to a Lutheran church. My hubby is Lutheran and found it funny too!!

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