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    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
    sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
    dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
    whisper.

    "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No."


    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
    Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
    asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
    asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
    the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
    "A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are
    they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

    "ME."
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    Default Re: Why Parents Drink

    Sorry about the Blue on Blue, couldn't change it.

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    Default Re: Why Parents Drink

    there fixed
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    Default Re: Why Parents Drink

    I love that joke everytime I see it.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: Why Parents Drink

    Oh God! Kill me now!

    No, wait, kill the kid first. That's awful.

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