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    A Lawyer's Kindness
    One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
    when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver
    to stop, and he got out to investigate.
    "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
    "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.
    "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"
    "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
    He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."
    "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered.
    "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer.
    They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
    large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says:
    you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
    The lawy er replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."
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    Atleast he was nice enough to give them a ride, he could have made them walk.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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