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    Default What Kind Of Cow Was That?

    A West Texas cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when
    suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
    The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban
    sunglasses
    and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you
    exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give
    me
    a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks
    at
    his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
    connects
    it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet,
    where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact
    fix on
    his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans
    the
    area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

    The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
    exports
    it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within
    seconds,
    he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been
    processed
    and the data stored.

    He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel
    spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,
    receives a response.

    Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
    miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
    says,
    "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

    "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the
    cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks
    on
    amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

    Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly
    what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man
    thinks
    about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

    You're a Congressman for the U.S. government" says the cowboy.

    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess
    that?"

    "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here
    even
    though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
    already
    knew,
    to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter
    than me
    you are;
    and you don't know a thing about cows........

    Now give me back my dog."
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    Default Re: What Kind Of Cow Was That?

    Hehe...I love jokes with multiple punchlines!
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