A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out
making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there
was a gas station just one block away. She walked to the station to
borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station
for a fill up. The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas can
he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would care to wait he was
sure it would be back shortly. Since the Nun was on the way to see a
patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

After looking through her car for something to carry to the station to
fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with
gasoline, and carried it back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car, two men watched
her from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said:
"I know that it is said that Jesus turned water into wine, but if that
car starts, I'm going to church every Sunday for the rest of my life."