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    An elderly man in North Maine had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
    and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
    swimming.

    One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
    there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
    back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
    with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
    dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come d own here to watch you ladies swim
    naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
    here to feed the alligator."

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    I don't care who you are that's funny right there
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    I really like it. I'll have to remember this summer since I live right across from a lake.
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    ROFL. Your new nick-name is the "Kenpo-Comedian."
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi
    An elderly man in North Maine had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
    and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
    swimming.

    One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
    there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
    back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
    with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
    dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come d own here to watch you ladies swim
    naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
    here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.
    Nice one! LOL.
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    I hope I am not overdoing it with the jokes. I just get so many sent to me I check them out and post the ones that are tame enough for this place. Some are pretty harsh.

    Let me know if ya’ll want me to slow them down a little.
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    Not at all KC! LOL. Without you I'd have nothing to share at the water cooler!!
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    Just remember to not get too racy....there's a lot of funny jokes I have that I won't post here because they may be too "adult"

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