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    Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway
    when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek
    below.
    Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing
    pulled her out of the water.

    She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
    The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
    Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special
    Senator's airplane."

    The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
    Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
    them!!"
    The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built
    in TV and stereo headset!"
    Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look
    like you're handicapped."

    The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass
    from drowning."
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    Lol!!!
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    OMG that was goooooood!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Looks like we got ourselves a bunch'a conservatives in here! LOL
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Looks like we got ourselves a bunch'a conservatives in here! LOL


    I have been called a lot of things but conservative is not one LOL.

    I can’t say I claim any party I just heard that she is harsh on the military and I am ex military. and that last coment struck me as funny
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    Personally, I don't care for her. I too am prior military and a die-hard Libertarian!
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Funny joke
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