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    Default Baptist Squirrels

    There were four country churches in

    a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian

    Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist

    Church and the Catholic Church.

    Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

    One day, the Presbyterian Church called

    a meeting to decide what to do about the

    squirrels. After much prayer and

    consideration they determined that the

    squirrels were predestined to be there

    and they shouldn't interfere with God's

    divine will.

    In the METHODIST CHURCH
    the squirrels had

    taken up habitation in the baptistery Bowl.

    The deacons met and decided to put a

    cover on the baptistery bowl

    and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped

    somehow and there were twice as

    many there the next week.

    The Catholic group got together and

    decided that they were not in a position

    to harm any of God's creation. So, they

    humanely trapped the squirrels and set

    them free a few miles outside of town.

    Three days later, the squirrels were
    back.

    But -- the BAPTIST CHURCH came up

    with the best and most effective solution.

    They baptized the squirrels and registered

    them as members of the church. Now they

    only see them on Christmas and Easter!!.
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    Default Re: Baptist Squirrels

    Bwahahaha
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    Default Re: Baptist Squirrels

    how true... how true...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Default Re: Baptist Squirrels

    My Mom will love this.......she's raised a few gray squirrels......thanks!!

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