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    Default Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    Q: How many Kenpo Instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb ???
    A: Ten. One to actually change it and 9 to stand around shaking
    their heads saying..."that's not how Mr. Parker showed me to do it!"

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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    I thought it was two..... but then I wondered.... how'd they get in there anyway!?!?!
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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    Amy-

    - SO true on the first one LOL
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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    speaking of lightbulb jokes...

    I saw this on another forum I frequent, and I laughed soooo much, that I had to nick it and post it here.

    Question:- How many Forum members does it take to change a Lightbulb?

    Answer:- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    That's too funny.....
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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    That's too funny.....
    Haha, remind you of anything CC?

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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by EndlessRising
    Haha, remind you of anything CC?
    ...unfortunately. LOL
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    Holy crap... That is HILARIOUS! I am gonna steal that the minute it comes up on "another" forum-

    Quoting everything then saying "me too" that kills me...LOL
    The above is just my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dianhsuhe
    Holy crap... That is HILARIOUS! I am gonna steal that the minute it comes up on "another" forum-

    Quoting everything then saying "me too" that kills me...LOL
    ...me too! ...heh...
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    Default Re: Karate Lightbulb Jokes

    Me too!

    I mean, "An oldie but a goodie and is true no matter what anyone says"
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