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    Al Tracy dies and to his surprise goes to heaven-
    the first thing he does is grab an Angel and ask:
    "Is Ed Parker here too?"

    The Angel goes "why, no he's not" --

    Al's so happy cause he can finally exist without the
    shadow of Ed Parker looming over him. Later, he's
    wandering along in the clouds whistling a tune, when
    suddenly he hears all this whiz bang popping going on.

    He races over to the sounds and sees on a cloud near
    by, this big guy jumping and flashing the most awesome
    Kenpo techniques he's ever witnessed.

    His heart sinks and he looks over at an angel and says:
    "Damn, they told me that Ed Parker wasn't here!"

    The angel looks over at the big guy and says..............
    "Oh that ain't Ed Parker- that's God... He just thinks he's Ed Parker" -- Richard Steele


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    Default Re: The Kenpo Shadow

    Dang! I thought the guy was gonna be Professor Chow
    The above is just my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amylong
    Al Tracy dies and to his surprise goes to heaven-
    the first thing he does is grab an Angel and ask:
    "Is Ed Parker here too?"

    The Angel goes "why, no he's not" --

    Al's so happy cause he can finally exist without the
    shadow of Ed Parker looming over him. Later, he's
    wandering along in the clouds whistling a tune, when
    suddenly he hears all this whiz bang popping going on.

    He races over to the sounds and sees on a cloud near
    by, this big guy jumping and flashing the most awesome
    Kenpo techniques he's ever witnessed.

    His heart sinks and he looks over at an angel and says:
    "Damn, they told me that Ed Parker wasn't here!"

    The angel looks over at the big guy and says..............
    "Oh that ain't Ed Parker- that's God... He just thinks he's Ed Parker" -- Richard Steele


    (No offense intended to Tracy martial artists.)
    PARKER - HERMAN - SECK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dianhsuhe
    Dang! I thought the guy was gonna be Professor Chow
    Bwahahaha! Chow is a 15th degree...right? LOL. I thought the guy was gonna be Elvis.

    So....if SGM Parker's not in heaven.........
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler

    So....if SGM Parker's not in heaven.........
    No, no. He's still alive. He's on the Island. (LOST)


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    ROFLMAO! That was good...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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