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    Default The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School:

    The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School:

    13. Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target.
    12. First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, curling into the fetal position, and whimpering pitifully.
    11. Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his spilled pocket protector.
    10. The "gis" are used hospital gowns, and the "throwing stars" are just slices of old cheese.
    9. The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.
    8. The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of the Three Stooges.
    7. Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop quizzes" in dark alleys.
    6. Ghandi has a restraining order against your instructor.
    5. Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.
    4. Current students bark out on cue the phrase "Insurance does not exist in this dojo!"
    3. You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying to tie your belt on.
    2. Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the
    neighbors when he moved in.
    And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...
    1. Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a
    # 10 can of whoop-ass" on someone?

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    Default Re: The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School:

    Unfortunately I have several of those schools come and go over the years.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School:

    LOL. Truth is funnier than fiction.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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