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    Default doctors visit

    I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with
    certain
    basics.

    How much do you weigh?" she asks.
    "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight
    is
    140.

    The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
    The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

    She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
    "Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and
    slender! Now I'm short and fat!"



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    Default Re: doctors visit

    That happens when I test.

    "When I came here, I was smooth and fast

    And now I'm slow and forgetful!"

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