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    Blonde Joe was a handsome young man, but definitely not the brightest guy around. Each day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided it would be in his best interest to walk a different route, but it would also be wise to take some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.

    One day, on his way home from work, Joe confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there were the same three thugs. He walked up to them and the battle began.

    The next afternoon, Joe went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor was shocked and asked him what had happened. "Well," Joe explained, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money." "So what happened?" asked his instructor. "They jumped me before I could get my shoes and socks off!" Joe exclaimed.

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    ROFLMAO!!! That's a good one.
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"

    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Doa :d
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    Shades of Billy Jack!

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    Very nice! And also it carries a deeper underlying meaning: we perform as we train.

    True story: in the old days Chicago cops with revolvers used to pocket their brass before reloading so that they didn't have to pick it up off the range. In real gun fights, you guessed it, officers were found shot dead with a pocketful of brass. Not humorous but a valuable lesson learned.
    "Seek not to follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought." ~Matsu Basho

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