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    The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

    I love my job, I love the pay !
    I love it more and more each day.
    I love my boss, he is the best !
    I love his boss and all the rest.

    I love my office and it's location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
    I love the furniture so drab and grey, the paper piles that grow each day.
    I think my job is really swell,there's nothing else I love so well.
    I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
    I love my computer and its software; I'd hug it often though it won't care.
    I love each program and each file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.

    I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
    I'm the happiest slave of the firm. I am.
    I love this work. I love these chores.
    I love the meetings with stupid bores.
    I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
    Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away.

    ------------------------------ Author unknown -----------------------------------------

    Yours Truly

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    THAT IS TRULY AWESOME... I felt like that here recently.
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"

    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    The meeting part is very true.

    I was on a conference call at my desk with a bunch of senior VP's.

    Rumor has it I was surfing a kenpo website when a question came up to me.

    Boss says "Martin, what do you think about that process?"

    I blanked "uh-oh"

    Using my Kenpo I adapted and said "Which process, we have spoken about several today."

    I did get a laugh or two from others listening!

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    Default Re: The lost Dr.Seuss Poem

    One of the joyous things I have found about being self-employed that if I don't like the work I'm doing, I can do something else.

    And if my boss is being a bi*&%ch, I just need to get more sleep or go workout.

    And I get to work while sitting in my pajamas watching t.v.

    Yes, it's a tough life, but someone has to do it.

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