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    Default Ole & Sven in Florida

    Ole and Sven, were holidaying on the beach in Florida while on vacation
    and Sven couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.

    So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Man, it's obvious to
    me" says the lifeguard. "You're wearing them old baggy Minnesota style
    swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
    "They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair
    of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato
    down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya'll have all the babes ya want!"

    The following day, Sven hits the beach with his spanking new, tight
    Speedos and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted
    as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, some laughing, some
    looking sick!

    So Ole went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "Vat's
    wrong now? Sven still isn't picking up babes."

    "Good Lord! Sven you idiot!" said the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!"
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    Default Re: Ole & Sven in Florida

    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi
    "Good Lord! Sven you idiot!" said the lifeguard. "The potato goes in front!"
    !ooOOoh! That explai... uhm, that was sure funny! ha ha.

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