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    Default Joke of the Day

    Two old guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they
    collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about
    that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
    attention to where I was going."

    The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm
    looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
    desperate."

    The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What
    does your wife look like?

    The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
    hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
    What does your wife look like?"

    The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Default Re: Joke of the Day

    Did they need any help?
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: Joke of the Day

    Ba-dump-dump!
    LOL.
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    Default Re: Joke of the Day

    That was good...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Default Re: Joke of the Day

    Chuckle chuckle. I bet they never found her.

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    That's funny.

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