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    I gotta get me one of these!!

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    Oh geez, I just realized there is someone sitting on the back of that? That's both hysterical, resourceful, and somewhat sad all at the same time.
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    Sorry about the picture quality I had to shrink it down a bunch to be with in the size limit. Itís hard to tell in that copy of the picture but the guy on the back of the boat is sitting in a hammock
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    Where can I get me one of them.
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    Sung to the theme of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

    Let me tell ya story 'bout a man named Crip
    Got bored one day and built a cruise ship
    And when he noticed he was runnin' out of wood
    He found himself a trailor, and did the best he could......
    Said, "this'll do!"...
    And it floats too! ....

    Next thing ya know Crip's set sail outta here
    With an outboard motor and a cooler full o'beer
    He strung up a hammock and put on some "Old Hank"
    Then grabbed himself a beer and proceeded to get tanked.....
    Drunk that is...
    Frosty Barely Pops!.....
    and halter tops......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Sung to the theme of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

    Let me tell ya story 'bout a man named Crip
    Got bored one day and built a cruise ship
    And when he noticed he was runnin' out of wood
    He found himself a trailor, and did the best he could......
    Said, "this'll do!"...
    And it floats too! ....

    Next thing ya know Crip's set sail outta here
    With an outboard motor and a cooler full o'beer
    He strung up a hammock and put on some "Old Hank"
    Then grabbed himself a beer and proceeded to get tanked.....
    Drunk that is...
    Frosty Barely Pops!.....
    and halter tops......
    Thatís Funny there, I donít care who you are.

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    So we know who is going to the Larry the Cable Guy movie, eh??
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    Yeah I canít help it I love the fantastic Four, Larry The Cable Guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. Me and my Redneck roots LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miyu
    So we know who is going to the Larry the Cable Guy movie, eh??
    ....explain something to me.....
    Is he a "cable guy" or is he a "health inspector" ???? Perhaps he needs two jobs to support his Budweiser habit??
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    Scary thing is I know his actual name, Dan Whitney. Hey Crip, can I get one of those frosty barley pops???
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
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