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    Default 25 Signs You Have Grown Up


    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and

    "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
    beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
    than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm
    never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
    them instead of asking "Oh crap what the heck happened?"

    26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
    old rear.
    Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know
    they'll enjoy it & do. And now you know why I am forwarding this to

    Well my Wife e mailed this to me, I wonder if she is trying to tell me something.
    A black belt covers 2" of your butt. Covering the rest is soley up to you

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    Default Re: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up

    Good one
    Susan A. Spann

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    Default Re: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up

    A good list, a little scary but good.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Default Re: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up

    That is SO depressing.

    The only one I can quibble with is sleeping on the couch, it is purely coincidence that my couch is actually extremely comfotable for sleeping.

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