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    A beutiful young redheaded woman enters the doctors office complaining that her body hurts where ever she touches it.

    "Impossible" exclaims the doctor. "Show me."

    The young lady takes her pointer finger and pushes on the side of her chest and screams! Then she touches her elbow and screams again! She pushes agains her knee, again more agony! Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

    The doctor looks at her for a moment and says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

    "Well... actually no...I'm a blonde naturally." She replies.

    "I thought so," said the doctor, "You're finger is broken."
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Ouch
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    Good one
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    Bwahahahaha
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    dang that was good, I just emailed it to a redheaded friend of mine, I am not going to tell her which part of the joke reminded me of her though hahahaha
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    Not bad.

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    Nice,
    I first heard that as a BLOND joke though. I must say I Represent....I mean resent that joke.... HEE hee HEE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lenatoi
    Nice,
    I first heard that as a BLOND joke though. I must say I Represent....I mean resent that joke.... HEE hee HEE.
    Uh, wait a sec...

    "The doctor looks at her for a moment and says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

    "Well... actually no...I'm a blonde naturally." She replies.


    it is a blond joke!



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    I like it.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedan
    Uh, wait a sec...

    "The doctor looks at her for a moment and says, "You're not really a redhead are you?"

    "Well... actually no...I'm a blonde naturally." She replies.


    it is a blond joke!


    I got that, I was making a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lenatoi
    I got that, I was making a joke.
    Oh, wait,...

    blond roots...

    sorry.

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    Uh oh, confessions - the truth is revealed! Who is REALLY blonde, and who is just acting???
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    YESSS!!! I'm not the only blonde here anymore! Whoo hooo... someone else can endure the teasing with me.


    CC - and who exactly is it that has been helping you out in the school lately? The only blonde female there, right? Yep, that's what I thought... don't get me started on bald guys .
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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    YESSS!!! I'm not the only blonde here anymore! Whoo hooo... someone else can endure the teasing with me.


    CC - and who exactly is it that has been helping you out in the school lately? The only blonde female there, right? Yep, that's what I thought... don't get me started on bald guys .
    Do they have "bald guy" jokes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Do they have "bald guy" jokes?
    Yer kiddn', right, chrome-dome?

    (Iknow, I know,... you are being sarcastic- just know that I'd never stoop to sarcasm for a chuckle, or, failing that, a groan!)

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    I think I'm more of a "Cue-Ball" kind of guy. ROFL.
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    bald is the new blonde
    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Do they have "bald guy" jokes?
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    Bald people serve a purpose, they allow vain people to check their make up.
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    My (bald) dad always says, "SOME men use their testosterone to grow hair."

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    ...I wish the sun wouldn't reflect off their heads...they might blinde someone!!!
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