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    While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a Dog and
    sheep and began a conversation.

    Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' all right."

    Indian: Look of shock.

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and Takes me
    to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: Look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: Extreme look of shock.

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian.

    Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me
    down often, and keeps me in a shed to
    protect me."

    Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep liar."
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    Bwahahaha
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