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    I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied, "I'm not doing either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****?"
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    That was good, and I agreed 100%. If you are not enjoying life why live.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Quality over quantity every time!
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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