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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
    A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech
    says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands
    on the sapling.The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
    expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

    He replies,"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
    It is however the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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    I'm deeply ashamed of myself for laughing at that...
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    That is AWESOME!!! I love it... roflmao
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    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
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    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Truly a tasteless piece work, and I know tastelss. I am impressed, good joke.
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    BAD BAD BAD!

    (and yet I laughed)
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    That one got me too
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