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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
    catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you
    may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
    except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely
    good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
    going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
    looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
    streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
    and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
    no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
    women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    A new wives store opened across the street. The first floor
    has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love
    sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never
    been visited.
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    Ya know... I think I would go to the 3rd floor...just to see what's there out of curiosity. Now you've got me wondering what could possibly be there...or on the 4th....maybe wives that love sex, have money, practice kenpo, and play video games. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Ya know... I think I would go to the 3rd floor...just to see what's there out of curiosity. Now you've got me wondering what could possibly be there...or on the 4th....maybe wives that love sex, have money, practice kenpo, and play video games. LOL
    we can only dream...I love a woman that can kick my ass.
    See, all I've gotta do is get loose like I'm fluid, dude, Rollin' up my sleeves on my gi and get into it. You and who, him and them? Line up in a single file. One on one, all for one...end up in a bigger pile. The ambiance of Martial Arts is constant, Nunchucks chuckin' when I step in the mosh pit. Wing Chun dummy getting splintered apart, Escrima sticks whippin' and I'm chipping the bark. What are you? A pink belt? I'll give you a head start. Kumite killin', with the spirit of Ed Parker.

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    Be careful what you wish for!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chronuss
    we can only dream...I love a woman that can kick my ass.
    You and me both brother! LOL. Especially when they don't look like they can....the "rose" so to speak...a beutiful flower with thorns....whew...man....LOL
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    the unassuming type...don't look like they could step on an ant then they break bad on the mat. it's great!

    ...just haven't found her yet.
    See, all I've gotta do is get loose like I'm fluid, dude, Rollin' up my sleeves on my gi and get into it. You and who, him and them? Line up in a single file. One on one, all for one...end up in a bigger pile. The ambiance of Martial Arts is constant, Nunchucks chuckin' when I step in the mosh pit. Wing Chun dummy getting splintered apart, Escrima sticks whippin' and I'm chipping the bark. What are you? A pink belt? I'll give you a head start. Kumite killin', with the spirit of Ed Parker.

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