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    No Sex Since 1955

    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
    local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
    idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major
    for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
    something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
    like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
    wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and
    led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
    times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
    said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
    voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

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    Too funny
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

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    Now that's a good one!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    *snickering*
    "Corrupt, but Ruthless."

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    clever clever
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    Oh BAD!
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    I liked it.


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    Lol
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