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    Broken Mower

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
    to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
    to take care of first -- the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me
    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
    snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a
    short time and then went into the house I was gone only a few minutes.
    When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
    cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
    The doctors say I will eventually walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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    Thanks needed a laugh...
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    That was a good one.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    that one was good...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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