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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

    They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

    They all line up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous." God snaps His fingers and it is done.

    The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."

    Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

    This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

    When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

    Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

    The guy eventually calms down and says:




    "Make 'em all ugly again".

    SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE 'LAST IN LINE' BE HAPPY!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Default Re: Last in Line

    Ha!! That's pretty funny. I started laughing from the first line though........a bus full of only ugly people? Wha??!!

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    Default Re: Last in Line

    Good one! Although Im sure Id make a different wish... >_o*
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