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    Default Can it be wrong to agree with your wife?

    The answer my friends is yes....

    When your wife mentions that she's going to take a shower because she smells like her horse, do not, I repeat DO NOT agree with her. There's nothing good that can come from it.
    Be careful what you say, some may take it the wrong way.

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    Default Re: Can it be wrong to disagree with your wife?

    I find that regarding wives, girlfriends and the sisters and daughters thereof, it's usually best to just keep your teeth together mist of the time unless you've reached the point where you must speak....
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    Default Re: Can it be wrong to disagree with your wife?

    Quote Originally Posted by jdinca View Post
    The answer my friends is yes....

    When your wife mentions that she's going to take a shower because she smells like her horse, do not, I repeat DO NOT agree with her. There's nothing good that can come from it.
    Unless you want to sleep next to the horse
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdinca View Post
    The answer my friends is yes....

    When your wife mentions that she's going to take a shower because she smells like her horse, do not, I repeat DO NOT agree with her. There's nothing good that can come from it.
    In a similiar situation i got in trouble for not saying anything...WTF???...she thought i should have piped up and disagreed with her
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    Default Re: Can it be wrong to disagree with your wife?

    As my pastor told me before I got married.. "Remember one thing....you can be right, OR you can be happy".

    Best advice I ever got (now to just remember to follow it better).
    "For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer."

    Romans 13:4

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    Default Re: Can it be wrong to disagree with your wife?

    I had the occasion to be at a fellow cops house watching the game one Sunday Evening, when his wife suddenly burst into the room. This is a very dangerous time men because we are usually heavily vested into the game and emotionally charged. His wife stood in front of the TV just as the ball was snapped in a very tight game, and the team my buddy was rooting for had the ball. Spinning around in front of the TV like some kind of urban Wonder Woman, she said, "Honey do I look fat in these jeans?" Before I could utter a word he reflexively annoyed said, "You look fat in all your jeans." I saw the look on his face when he realized what he was thinking made it to his mouth, and had spilled into the room for all ears to hear. I don't know what happened after that because I immediately stood up and bolted for the front door, while uttering something about, "Oh wow, I didn't know how late it was, see you at work tomorrow." Being an expert on women in general, and Black women in particular I knew there was a strong chance I would never see Daryl again, or if I did he might not recognize me from the trauma.

    I know from experience, women want you to read minds and know what they're thinking, and although they will never admit it, they want to be lied to. Grit your teeth and lie to them. Let their girlfriend tell them the truth. You know the one she talks about all the time that she calls "The bit**!" Yeah, that one. Let her keep telling her the truth, because women forgive each other for such things. You, she'll never forget what you said, and will bring it to your attention when the mood suits her.

    Whenever I'm asked one of those no win questions like that, I pretend to have a heart attack at that moment. This "arrangement" I have with paramedics has kept me viable for years, and saved my life on multiple occasions, and i get a good nights rest to boot.

    Sometimes you just got to be creative.
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    Default Re: Can it be wrong to disagree with your wife?

    Hmm? What? Doesn't work either.
    Be careful what you say, some may take it the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nelson View Post
    I need to get to know our EMT's. Lol
    Yeah, the only flaw is when there is female paramedic on duty, and they get suspicious. But, the guys know what's going on and we just shoot the bull and ride around for awhile, then they bring me back after a fashion and tell her I need rest and quiet in front of the TV to keep me calm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nelson View Post
    Man you are a genius !
    One last thing, it doesn't work on a Friday or Saturday night. Paramedics are too busy, and you end up with an ambulance service that has lots of females.
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