Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Breakfast

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Sarnia, ON, Canada
    Posts
    7,774
    Thanks
    301
    Thanked 1,263 Times in 801 Posts

    Default Breakfast

    An old woman was walking down the hall in the nursing home, and walked up to one of her male friends and looks at him, and says, "If you drop your pants, I can tell you exactly what you had for breakfast this morning"

    The man looks at her and says, "you are full of it".

    She says, "if yo don't believe me, I'll go away."

    He says, "No, I want you to prove it" and with this he dropped his pants on the floor.

    A big smile crept across her face as she looked at his naked bottom half. The she looked at him and said, "For breakfast you had 2 eggs, sausage, and toast with a balck coffee"

    Dumbfounded he stood there with his pants and underwear at his ankles and said, "That was amazing, how did you know that just from looking at me with my pants off."

    With a big smile she looked at him and said, "Today at lunch you told what you had for breakfast"
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Baltimore, Maryland
    Posts
    2,270
    Thanks
    237
    Thanked 113 Times in 95 Posts

    Default Re: Breakfast

    You all are on a roll with these jokes. Keep them coming.
    "To hear is to doubt. To see is to be deceived. But to feel is to believe." -- SGM Ed Parker

    "Sic vis pacem parabellum - If you want peace, prepare for war." -- "The Punisher"


    "Praying Mantis, very good. . . For catching bugs." --Jackie Chan

    "A horse stance is great for taking a dump" --Jet Li

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Orlando, Florida
    Posts
    6,026
    Thanks
    1,199
    Thanked 1,520 Times in 909 Posts

    Default Re: Breakfast

    Ba-dump-dump
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Hoth
    Posts
    2,211
    Thanks
    83
    Thanked 81 Times in 71 Posts

    Default Re: Breakfast

    Rob, did you look into the distant future and see me in the nursing home??
    Susan A. Spann

    Something Here Coming Soon

    Member of the Estrogen Mafia and Proud Owner of THIS Thread (FOREVER D:< )



Remove Ads

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)