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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen........

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me, are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's only $1000. Is it O.K. if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ..Go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really like."
    MAN : "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$165,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    $900.000."
    WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you too." The man hangs up.
    The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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    Heh. Someone's in for a surprise.
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    I love it.
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    Yeah, those cell phone charges kill!!
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    Brilliant!!!! hahahah
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    Oh my gawd.... rolmao! I love it!!!
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    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
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    That is a great one.
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    Priceless. I would like to have that muh money one day though.
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    Must be nice to have that kind of money and not blink LOL

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