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    This is what marriage is about.
    An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of
    French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then
    carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and
    neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

    He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
    between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
    around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were
    thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
    two of them."

    As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
    politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

    The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
    She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

    Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

    As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

    She answered....THE TEETH!
    "It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." – Charles A. Beard

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    That was just wrong
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Rotfl. Excellent joke. Alot better than my grandfathers dry jokes.
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    Oh wow, I agree - SO wrong...so why am I laughing?
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    But atleast she knew her place and let him finish with them first
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    It would have been grosser if the swapped the teeth between bites
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    Rob B you need to be hurt for that last comment!

    CC - that's just wrong on sooooo many levels!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    roflmao!
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    ........

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    *runs away screaming due to mental imagery...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad
    But atleast she knew her place and let him finish with them first
    Rob, you need to quit drinking that Hater-Aid! ROFL.

    With all the female forum members I'm glad I'm not you right now! LOL
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    CC don't worry - I'm sure Rob can "handle" us. Yeah Right!!!

    *katie ducks as bottle of Hater-aid goes whizzing past head*
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Hahahahah Yum Yum, but who’s job is it to brush LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi
    Hahahahah Yum Yum, but who’s job is it to brush LOL
    Sounds like women's work to me.
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Just keep digging that hole, Rob...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    Just keep digging that hole, Rob...
    If I was blonde I would wonder if I could dig up
    Quality outweighs quantity every time.

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    Gosh, I wish I was half as funny as you, Rob. Then I could be a bitter ole man too...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    Joke = funny
    Other stuff = no comment. When kenpo women get mad, "bowing to Budda" no fun for kenpo man.
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    I love our senses of humor, though... no one takes this smack too seriously, I hope.
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    There's a reason Bob remembers one of my favourite techniques...another girl and I had our own "extention" to it...made sure every male instructor never forgot THAT! LOL
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