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    Default Blonde joke

    A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
    The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

    Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved."

    After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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    Default Re: Blonde joke

    Quote Originally Posted by KirkS View Post
    A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
    The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

    Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved."

    After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
    Whacks?!!?!
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    Default Re: Blonde joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Eastcoastkenpoist View Post
    Whacks?!!?!
    Yea, I first heard this one as a George Bush joke...
    "Do you have any bactine? Some of this blood is mine."

    "Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."

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