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    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the
    course of the meal,
    Brian's mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful
    his roommate, Stephanie,
    was. His mother had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Brian
    and Stephanie, and this had only made her more
    curious. Over the course of
    the evening, while watching the two react, she
    started to wonder if there
    was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the
    eye. Reading his mom's
    thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must
    be thinking, but I assure
    you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
    "Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
    beautiful silver gravy ladle.
    You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
    "Well, I doubt it, but
    I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat
    down and wrote:

    Dear Mother:
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
    from the house, I'm not
    saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But
    the fact remains that
    one has been missing ever since you were here for
    dinner.
    Love, Brian

    Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
    mother that read:

    Dear Son:
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
    and I'm not saying that
    you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact
    remains that if she was
    sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
    gravy ladle by now!
    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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    Default Re: Don't lie to your mother

    that was awsome.. I jsut sent a copy to my mom
    "Do you have any bactine? Some of this blood is mine."

    "Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."

    -JTHM

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    *chortles* ~!!
    "Corrupt, but Ruthless."

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    now that's good stuff...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
    Once a whore you're nothing more i'm sorry that'll never change
    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


    (*this is where a punch would be landed)

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    ROFLMAO

    - I needed a laugh.

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    Default Re: Don't lie to your mother

    Quote Originally Posted by KenpoTess
    *chortles* ~!!
    What are you laughing at?
    I'm putting another pea under the mattress.....
    Just because you do something one way, does not mean that everyone else does it that way, or that it is even the correct way.

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