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    Default Pirate Joke

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

    'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

    Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

    Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

    Bartender: 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

    Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...'

    Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

    Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.'

    Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird ****?

    Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

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    Default Re: Pirate Joke

    Old one but, still good.
    "Change is not necessary...Survival is not mandatory" - W. Edward Deming

    "When I hit....I hit the whole enchilada" - Master David Leung

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