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    Default How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

    One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . .

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    ROFLMAO - is that what I have to look forward to? Yuck!
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    Hemi, how do you know my mother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Broad
    Hemi, how do you know my mother?
    Rob, are you my son? 'cause that ain't your mom, that's my wife!

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    OMFG, that is SO true!!!! *laughs*
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    Hummm.......
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    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
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    Awesome Gimp!
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    Very ture
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    *takes bow* thanx.. i try!
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
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    That was good.
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    GIMP Hahahahaha I like that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2004hemi
    One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . .

    I'm sorry. What was the question?

    I FIND NO FREAKIN HUMOR IN THIS WHATSOEVER!!!! NOW WHERE IS MY GOSH DARN CHOCOLATE?????? AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    Hummm.......
    Bizare! Those are all former pet names of my former girlfriends!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Crippler
    Bizare! Those are all former pet names of my former girlfriends!!


    LOL. Sorry.
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    They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
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    Quote Originally Posted by gimpat01
    They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
    LMAO, You guys have to stop posting these jokes. I'm running our of underwear!!
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    That might be too much information about you there CC...
    "Second chances they don't never matter, people never change
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    And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
    I'm sorry honey, but i'm passing up, now look this way...*" --Paramore "Misery Business"


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